random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
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