Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
Digg for dicks - plexer
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil