random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

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