Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
I want it so badly - Wadysseus