Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire