random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

life begins at confection - Tirade

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT



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