How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz