Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
I meant nipples - crwk8
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
fapping all over the world -
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
