random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

typed this one-handed - uncletim

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon

I meant nipples - crwk8

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