random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk



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