random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura



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