The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
