random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

fapping all over the world -

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

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