random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

I meant nipples - crwk8

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk



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