Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
I am sticking with cock - papango
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
