Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
this should be a tagline - Trigger
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe