random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

 it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I meant nipples - crwk8

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

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