cunning ignorance - kichijoii
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
never read comments - theolypse
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse