Spaceship? -
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen