How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru