random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen



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