The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
seven levels of rad - graham
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
