random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele



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