Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy