Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361