random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT



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