random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

typed this one-handed - uncletim



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