random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

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