random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

wood man approves highly - snowfox

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth



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