random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe



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