random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
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