random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
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