random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden



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