random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

blood is the best lube - swiggy

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough



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