You Are Now Less Dumb -
How to Conquer Mob Mentality, How to Buy Happiness, and All the Other Ways to Outsmart Yourself
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele