random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan



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