random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

Tagline? - Mikhail_16

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

I meant nipples - crwk8

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance



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