Anger -
Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
I meant nipples - crwk8
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance