random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

life begins at confection - Tirade

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter



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