random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

 it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
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