Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk