random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan



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