random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

life begins at confection - Tirade

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361



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