You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
