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OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
