The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious