Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
taser him again, boys - Moke
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim