Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad