Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things