You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy