random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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