random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

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