random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

when come back bring pr0n - moriati

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil



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