random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8

fapping all over the world -

better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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