The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
