Understanding Power -
The Indispensible Chomsky
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten