when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
