random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

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