random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki



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