random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai



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