Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai