You Are Now Less Dumb -
How to Conquer Mob Mentality, How to Buy Happiness, and All the Other Ways to Outsmart Yourself
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
never read comments - theolypse
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk