random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard



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