Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions -
Break your brain. You know you want to.
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
I am sticking with cock - papango
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish