random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69



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