Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
