random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

Tagline? - Mikhail_16

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

I meant nipples - crwk8

better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim



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