Anger -
Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate