random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate



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