defiantly masturbating material - tamp
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
this should be a tagline - Trigger