random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil



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