Sunday, 4 January 2015

The only thing that can stop a 2-year-old with a gun in a Walmart is...waitaminnit WTF?

quote [ ...the boy unzipped the special gun compartment in the woman?s purse where the weapon was kept while she was looking at clothing. Terry Rutledge said his 29-year-old daughter-in-law did not put the weapon ?loosely into her purse.? ]

Tagged this one politics because who are we kidding? Apart from the obvious sadness for everyone affected by this idiotic tragedy I don't even know where to start with the sheer volume of heartbreaking stupidity cataloged in this article.
[SFW] [politics] [+10 WTF]
[by dolemite]
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cb361 said @ 1:04pm GMT on 4th January
I thought up a joke yesterday. While I consider myself a humorous person, this is only the second "conventional" joke that I remember making up.

For the record, the first (many years ago) was:

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking that I'm Shane MacGowan!
Doctor: Well so can anyone.

Which probably shows that I am more suited to observational comedy...

Anyway, my new joke:

Have you heard about the new Atheist casino? Every game let's you "Play God!

You see here that I have not just created a new joke, I have created a whole new genre: Atheist Jokes, which educate people to their their vile, Godless behavior in a light hearted way

Unfortunately I can only think of one other Atheist Joke.

Did you hear about the Atheist who rejected the love of Jesus Christ, our Savior? He died and went to hell to be tortured by Satan for eternity.

So, it's kind of a meta-Atheist joke.



cb361 said @ 8:05am GMT on 4th January
I thought up a joke yesterday. While I consider myself a humorous person, this is only the second "conventional" joke that I remember making up.

For the record, the first (many years ago) was:

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking that I'm Shane MacGowan!
Doctor: Well so can anyone.

Which probably shows that I am more suited to observational comedy...

Anyway, my new joke:

Have you heard about the new Atheist casino? Every game let's you "Play God!

You see here that I have not just created a new joke, I have created a whole new genre: Atheist Jokes, which educate people to their their vile, Godless behavior in a light hearted way

Unfortunately I can only think of one other Atheist Joke.

Did you hear about the Atheist who rejected the love of Jesus Christ, our Savior? He died and went to hell to be tortured by Satan for eternity.

So, it's kind of a meta-Atheist joke.



cb361 said @ 8:05am GMT on 4th January
I thought up a joke yesterday. While I consider myself a humorous person, this is only the second "conventional" joke that I remember making up.

For the record, the first (many years ago) was:

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking that I'm Shane MacGowan!
Doctor: Well so can anyone.

Which probably shows that I am more suited to observational comedy...

Anyway, my new joke:

Have you heard about the new Atheist casino? Every game let's you "Play God"!

You see here that I have not just created a new joke, I have created a whole new genre: Atheist Jokes, which educate people to their their vile, Godless behavior in a light hearted way

Unfortunately I can only think of one other Atheist Joke.

Did you hear about the Atheist who rejected the love of Jesus Christ, our Savior? He died and went to hell to be tortured by Satan for eternity.

So, it's kind of a meta-Atheist joke.




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cb361 said @ 1:04pm GMT on 4th January
I thought up a joke yesterday. While I consider myself a humorous person, this is only the second "conventional" joke that I remember making up.

For the record, the first (many years ago) was:

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking that I'm Shane MacGowan!
Doctor: Well so can anyone.

Which probably shows that I am more suited to observational comedy...

Anyway, my new joke:

Have you heard about the new Atheist casino? Every game let's you "Play God"!

You see here that I have not just created a new joke, I have created a whole new genre: Atheist Jokes, which educate people to their their vile, Godless behavior in a light hearted way

Unfortunately I can only think of one other Atheist Joke.

Did you hear about the Atheist who rejected the love of Jesus Christ, our Savior? He died and went to hell to be tortured by Satan for eternity.

So, it's kind of a meta-Atheist joke.





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