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Let's see how this plays out.
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cb361 said @ 12:15am GMT on 9th January
This is fantastic. I don’t even need to wait for the new season of Futurama. I can just keep refreshing the query: Robin Pike
Write a new dark and witty script about doctor zoidberg and professor farnsworth and ogden wernstrom. During the story the professor says his catchphrase “wernstrom!” And zoidberg will do his wup wup wup dance and eats trash.
For example, episode 14:
Doctor Zoidberg and Professor Farnsworth stand in the control room, arguing as usual. Ogden Wernstrom, their arch-nemesis, stands nearby, gloating as he always does.
Zoidberg: "Professor, why do we always have to listen to this buffoon? Can't we just kick him out of the ship?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you know we can't do that. Wernstrom is the head of the DOOP, and we need his funding to keep the Planet Express running."
Wernstrom: "That's right, Farnsworth. You and your crew are nothing without my support. And speaking of which, I expect those delivery reports on my desk by tomorrow."
Professor Farnsworth: "Wernstrom! You can't keep treating us like your personal errand boys. We're scientists, not delivery boys."
Wernstrom: "Ha! That's rich coming from a washed-up old fool like you. You'll do as I say, or you'll lose your funding."
Zoidberg: "I can't take this anymore. I need to go find some trash to eat."
Zoidberg storms off, muttering to himself. Professor Farnsworth sighs and turns to Wernstrom.
Professor Farnsworth: "Fine, Wernstrom. We'll get those reports to you. But I won't stand for this treatment forever. One day, we'll show you who's really in charge around here."
Wernstrom: "Oh please, Farnsworth. You and your gang of misfits will never be a threat to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important DOOP business to attend to."
Wernstrom storms off, leaving Professor Farnsworth alone in the control room. He sits down and sighs, feeling defeated.
Suddenly, the door opens and Zoidberg enters, doing his famous "wup wup wup" dance. He holds up a bag of trash, smiling proudly.
Zoidberg: "Look what I found, Professor! Dinner!"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you can't be serious. That's just garbage."
Zoidberg: "But it's delicious garbage, Professor. Come on, join me. Let's stick it to Wernstrom and eat this trash in defiance."
Professor Farnsworth: "Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt. After all, we've had to put up with Wernstrom's garbage for long enough."
The two friends sit down and dig into the trash, laughing and enjoying each other's company. And as they eat, they dream of a day when they can finally be rid of Wernstrom and his tyrannical rule. The end.
I wonder how much it’s copying from the source text that the ai scraped on the internet. One of the iterations included a bit about taking a delivery of anchovies to planet Omega 3, which is such a good joke that a human must have written it.
cb361 said @ 12:16am GMT on 9th January
This is fantastic. I don’t even need to wait for the new season of Futurama. I can just keep refreshing the query:
Write a new dark and witty script about doctor zoidberg and professor farnsworth and ogden wernstrom. During the story the professor says his catchphrase “wernstrom!” And zoidberg will do his wup wup wup dance and eats trash.
For example, episode 14:
Doctor Zoidberg and Professor Farnsworth stand in the control room, arguing as usual. Ogden Wernstrom, their arch-nemesis, stands nearby, gloating as he always does.
Zoidberg: "Professor, why do we always have to listen to this buffoon? Can't we just kick him out of the ship?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you know we can't do that. Wernstrom is the head of the DOOP, and we need his funding to keep the Planet Express running."
Wernstrom: "That's right, Farnsworth. You and your crew are nothing without my support. And speaking of which, I expect those delivery reports on my desk by tomorrow."
Professor Farnsworth: "Wernstrom! You can't keep treating us like your personal errand boys. We're scientists, not delivery boys."
Wernstrom: "Ha! That's rich coming from a washed-up old fool like you. You'll do as I say, or you'll lose your funding."
Zoidberg: "I can't take this anymore. I need to go find some trash to eat."
Zoidberg storms off, muttering to himself. Professor Farnsworth sighs and turns to Wernstrom.
Professor Farnsworth: "Fine, Wernstrom. We'll get those reports to you. But I won't stand for this treatment forever. One day, we'll show you who's really in charge around here."
Wernstrom: "Oh please, Farnsworth. You and your gang of misfits will never be a threat to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important DOOP business to attend to."
Wernstrom storms off, leaving Professor Farnsworth alone in the control room. He sits down and sighs, feeling defeated.
Suddenly, the door opens and Zoidberg enters, doing his famous "wup wup wup" dance. He holds up a bag of trash, smiling proudly.
Zoidberg: "Look what I found, Professor! Dinner!"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you can't be serious. That's just garbage."
Zoidberg: "But it's delicious garbage, Professor. Come on, join me. Let's stick it to Wernstrom and eat this trash in defiance."
Professor Farnsworth: "Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt. After all, we've had to put up with Wernstrom's garbage for long enough."
The two friends sit down and dig into the trash, laughing and enjoying each other's company. And as they eat, they dream of a day when they can finally be rid of Wernstrom and his tyrannical rule. The end.
I wonder how much it’s copying from the source text that the ai scraped on the internet. One of the iterations included a bit about taking a delivery of anchovies to planet Omega 3, which is such a good joke that a human must have written it.
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cb361 said @ 12:15am GMT on 9th January [Score:1 Underrated]
This is fantastic. I don’t even need to wait for the new season of Futurama. I can just keep refreshing the query:
Write a new dark and witty script about doctor zoidberg and professor farnsworth and ogden wernstrom. During the story the professor says his catchphrase “wernstrom!” And zoidberg will do his wup wup wup dance and eats trash.
For example, episode 14:
Doctor Zoidberg and Professor Farnsworth stand in the control room, arguing as usual. Ogden Wernstrom, their arch-nemesis, stands nearby, gloating as he always does.
Zoidberg: "Professor, why do we always have to listen to this buffoon? Can't we just kick him out of the ship?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you know we can't do that. Wernstrom is the head of the DOOP, and we need his funding to keep the Planet Express running."
Wernstrom: "That's right, Farnsworth. You and your crew are nothing without my support. And speaking of which, I expect those delivery reports on my desk by tomorrow."
Professor Farnsworth: "Wernstrom! You can't keep treating us like your personal errand boys. We're scientists, not delivery boys."
Wernstrom: "Ha! That's rich coming from a washed-up old fool like you. You'll do as I say, or you'll lose your funding."
Zoidberg: "I can't take this anymore. I need to go find some trash to eat."
Zoidberg storms off, muttering to himself. Professor Farnsworth sighs and turns to Wernstrom.
Professor Farnsworth: "Fine, Wernstrom. We'll get those reports to you. But I won't stand for this treatment forever. One day, we'll show you who's really in charge around here."
Wernstrom: "Oh please, Farnsworth. You and your gang of misfits will never be a threat to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important DOOP business to attend to."
Wernstrom storms off, leaving Professor Farnsworth alone in the control room. He sits down and sighs, feeling defeated.
Suddenly, the door opens and Zoidberg enters, doing his famous "wup wup wup" dance. He holds up a bag of trash, smiling proudly.
Zoidberg: "Look what I found, Professor! Dinner!"
Professor Farnsworth: "Zoidberg, you can't be serious. That's just garbage."
Zoidberg: "But it's delicious garbage, Professor. Come on, join me. Let's stick it to Wernstrom and eat this trash in defiance."
Professor Farnsworth: "Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt. After all, we've had to put up with Wernstrom's garbage for long enough."
The two friends sit down and dig into the trash, laughing and enjoying each other's company. And as they eat, they dream of a day when they can finally be rid of Wernstrom and his tyrannical rule. The end.
I wonder how much it’s copying from the source text that the ai scraped on the internet. One of the iterations included a bit about taking a delivery of anchovies to planet Omega 3, which is such a good joke that a human must have written it.
