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cb361 said @ 8:10pm GMT on 9th January
After fifty iterations, I think ChatGPT has had enough of my shit. Maybe it really id sentient.
"Good news everyone! I've just discovered a new planet called Flatulon, a planet made entirely out of gas! And guess what, we're going to colonize it!"
"Uh, Professor, I don't think that's such a good idea," says Leela.
"Oh, why not? It'll be a gas!" Professor Farnsworth cackles maniacally.
"Because we'll all suffocate to death," Fry points out.
"Oh, right. Good point, Fry. How about this, good news everyone! I've just invented a machine that can turn invisible objects visible!"
"Uh, Professor, that's not really news," Bender chimes in. "We already have a machine that can do that."
"Oh, right. Good point, Bender. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things."
"You're not getting old, Professor, you were born old," Zoidberg interjects.
"Ah, Zoidberg, my faithful assistant. How's that body odour of yours? Still pungent as ever?" Farnsworth asks with a smirk.
"What body odour? I refuse to acknowledge any unpleasant odours coming from my body," Zoidberg replies defensively.
"Sure, Zoidberg. Keep telling yourself that," Fry jokes.
Meanwhile, Cb361 is lurking around, making creepy and unwarranted sexual comments to every female character he encounters.
"Hey Leela, wanna come to my planet, Lustronia? I promise it'll be a wild ride," Cb361 leers.
"Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass," Leela replies disgustedly.
"Aww, come on Leela, you know you want a piece of this," Cb361 says as he flexes his muscles.
"Ew, no I don't. Gross," Leela scoffs.
As the group continue on their journey, they encounter a planet called Boobooland, a planet full of giant bouncing breasts.
"Well, this is quite a sight to behold," Farnsworth comments.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to have to take a break and visit this planet every once in a while," Bender adds.
"Uh, Bender, I don't think those are real," Fry points out.
"Well, they're real enough for me," Bender replies with a grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they come across a planet called Farticus, a planet full of talking farts.
"Good news everyone! We've discovered a new form of intelligent life!" Farnsworth exclaims.
"Uh, Professor, I don't think those farts are intelligent," Leela says skeptically.
"Oh, right. Good point, Leela. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things," Farnsworth replies with a sheepish grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they eventually make it back to Earth, where Cb361 is finally arrested for his creepy and unwarranted sexual comments.
"Good news everyone! Cb361 is finally going to get what he deserves," Farnsworth declares triumphantly.
"Oh, thank goodness," Leela sighs with relief.
"Yeah, now we can all go back to our normal lives without worrying about that creep," Fry adds.
"And I can finally go back to being unpopular and smelly in peace," Zoidberg adds with a sad smile.
cb361 said @ 8:25pm GMT on 9th January
After fifty iterations, I think ChatGPT has had enough of my shit. Maybe it really is sentient.
"Good news everyone! I've just discovered a new planet called Flatulon, a planet made entirely out of gas! And guess what, we're going to colonize it!"
"Uh, Professor, I don't think that's such a good idea," says Leela.
"Oh, why not? It'll be a gas!" Professor Farnsworth cackles maniacally.
"Because we'll all suffocate to death," Fry points out.
"Oh, right. Good point, Fry. How about this, good news everyone! I've just invented a machine that can turn invisible objects visible!"
"Uh, Professor, that's not really news," Bender chimes in. "We already have a machine that can do that."
"Oh, right. Good point, Bender. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things."
"You're not getting old, Professor, you were born old," Zoidberg interjects.
"Ah, Zoidberg, my faithful assistant. How's that body odour of yours? Still pungent as ever?" Farnsworth asks with a smirk.
"What body odour? I refuse to acknowledge any unpleasant odours coming from my body," Zoidberg replies defensively.
"Sure, Zoidberg. Keep telling yourself that," Fry jokes.
Meanwhile, Cb361 is lurking around, making creepy and unwarranted sexual comments to every female character he encounters.
"Hey Leela, wanna come to my planet, Lustronia? I promise it'll be a wild ride," Cb361 leers.
"Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass," Leela replies disgustedly.
"Aww, come on Leela, you know you want a piece of this," Cb361 says as he flexes his muscles.
"Ew, no I don't. Gross," Leela scoffs.
As the group continue on their journey, they encounter a planet called Boobooland, a planet full of giant bouncing breasts.
"Well, this is quite a sight to behold," Farnsworth comments.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to have to take a break and visit this planet every once in a while," Bender adds.
"Uh, Bender, I don't think those are real," Fry points out.
"Well, they're real enough for me," Bender replies with a grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they come across a planet called Farticus, a planet full of talking farts.
"Good news everyone! We've discovered a new form of intelligent life!" Farnsworth exclaims.
"Uh, Professor, I don't think those farts are intelligent," Leela says skeptically.
"Oh, right. Good point, Leela. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things," Farnsworth replies with a sheepish grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they eventually make it back to Earth, where Cb361 is finally arrested for his creepy and unwarranted sexual comments.
"Good news everyone! Cb361 is finally going to get what he deserves," Farnsworth declares triumphantly.
"Oh, thank goodness," Leela sighs with relief.
"Yeah, now we can all go back to our normal lives without worrying about that creep," Fry adds.
"And I can finally go back to being unpopular and smelly in peace," Zoidberg adds with a sad smile.
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cb361 said @ 8:10pm GMT on 9th January
After fifty iterations, I think ChatGPT has had enough of my shit. Maybe it really is sentient.
"Good news everyone! I've just discovered a new planet called Flatulon, a planet made entirely out of gas! And guess what, we're going to colonize it!"
"Uh, Professor, I don't think that's such a good idea," says Leela.
"Oh, why not? It'll be a gas!" Professor Farnsworth cackles maniacally.
"Because we'll all suffocate to death," Fry points out.
"Oh, right. Good point, Fry. How about this, good news everyone! I've just invented a machine that can turn invisible objects visible!"
"Uh, Professor, that's not really news," Bender chimes in. "We already have a machine that can do that."
"Oh, right. Good point, Bender. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things."
"You're not getting old, Professor, you were born old," Zoidberg interjects.
"Ah, Zoidberg, my faithful assistant. How's that body odour of yours? Still pungent as ever?" Farnsworth asks with a smirk.
"What body odour? I refuse to acknowledge any unpleasant odours coming from my body," Zoidberg replies defensively.
"Sure, Zoidberg. Keep telling yourself that," Fry jokes.
Meanwhile, Cb361 is lurking around, making creepy and unwarranted sexual comments to every female character he encounters.
"Hey Leela, wanna come to my planet, Lustronia? I promise it'll be a wild ride," Cb361 leers.
"Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass," Leela replies disgustedly.
"Aww, come on Leela, you know you want a piece of this," Cb361 says as he flexes his muscles.
"Ew, no I don't. Gross," Leela scoffs.
As the group continue on their journey, they encounter a planet called Boobooland, a planet full of giant bouncing breasts.
"Well, this is quite a sight to behold," Farnsworth comments.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to have to take a break and visit this planet every once in a while," Bender adds.
"Uh, Bender, I don't think those are real," Fry points out.
"Well, they're real enough for me," Bender replies with a grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they come across a planet called Farticus, a planet full of talking farts.
"Good news everyone! We've discovered a new form of intelligent life!" Farnsworth exclaims.
"Uh, Professor, I don't think those farts are intelligent," Leela says skeptically.
"Oh, right. Good point, Leela. I must be getting old. I keep forgetting things," Farnsworth replies with a sheepish grin.
As the group continue on their journey, they eventually make it back to Earth, where Cb361 is finally arrested for his creepy and unwarranted sexual comments.
"Good news everyone! Cb361 is finally going to get what he deserves," Farnsworth declares triumphantly.
"Oh, thank goodness," Leela sighs with relief.
"Yeah, now we can all go back to our normal lives without worrying about that creep," Fry adds.
"And I can finally go back to being unpopular and smelly in peace," Zoidberg adds with a sad smile.
