Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
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Tuesday, 24 April 2018
quote [ A surgical team from Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore performed a total penis and scrotum transplant, the first operation of its kind anywhere in the world. ]
One can only hope that this will lead to a sensible erection.
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rndmnmbr said @ 7:16am GMT on 24th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
So this guy goes to the doctor. "No one can understand what I say!" he says in a deep basso rumble, so low that he can barely be heard. "Is there anything you can do, Doc?"
The doctor says in a clear and understandable voice, "Sure, lets do some tests." He sends the guy for an Xray and an MRI, studies the result, and then tells the guy "Okay, your penis is so massive that it's dragging down on your vocal cords, making your voice too deep to be understood. The only cure is to do a penis transplant and replace your penis with a smaller one." "I dunno, Doc," the guy says, "that seems a bit extreme. But I'll do anything to be understood by everyone, so let's give it a shot." The surgery is a complete success, and the guy is sent home to recover. When he comes in for his first post-op checkup, he says, in a clear, high, beautiful voice "Doc, this is the greatest thing to have ever happened to me! My wife and kids can understand me, my boss gave me a raise, I managed to talk my way out of a traffic ticket, it's great! I can't thank you enough!" The doctor just smiles and nods. "But I was wondering something, doc - what did you do with my old penis, anyways?" The doctor replies, in a deep, rumbling basso, "Oh, it's around here somewhere." |
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dolemite said @ 4:03pm GMT on 24th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
And let's welcome our new member...
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rylex said @ 5:42am GMT on 24th Apr
Or maybe a sensible endowment in the case of a family with only daughters
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foobar said @ 5:58am GMT on 24th Apr
So can I get an extra?
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Ankylosaur said @ 6:01am GMT on 24th Apr
If that face transplant guy who had to get a second one ever needs a third, why not mix things up a bit?
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Taxman said @ 8:50am GMT on 24th Apr
That operation took some balls.
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Mythtyn said @ 10:21am GMT on 24th Apr
Its ok, he had a cocky surgeon.
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Headlessfriar said @ 9:49am GMT on 24th Apr
One man's trash is another man's junk.
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C18H27NO3 said @ 1:53pm GMT on 24th Apr
Coming on the frenulum of this story. . .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5647997/Woman-26-cut-40-year-old-boyfriends-penis-garden-shears.html Be sure to scroll down to the 2nd pic. Enjoy. |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 2:14pm GMT on 24th Apr
[Score:3 Insightful]
I will not be scrolling down to the second pic. Thanks anyway.
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cb361 said @ 2:58pm GMT on 24th Apr
This is going to play havoc with the NRA membership rate.
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HoZay said @ 3:22pm GMT on 24th Apr
Allows Patient to ‘Filll Hole Again’
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BUGGERLUGS123 said @ 8:00pm GMT on 24th Apr
Literally, beat me to it.............(which sounds very wrong!)
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robotroadkill said @ 10:38pm GMT on 24th Apr
'Dude, I wouldn't even fuck her with YOUR dick.'
1 surgery later... |
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damnit said @ 3:10am GMT on 25th Apr
Sans "feel"
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Anonynonymous said @ 7:29pm GMT on 25th Apr
Can I attach a 2nd one? Being able to dp a chick all on my own is kind of one of my strange fetishes.
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