Sunday, 24 July 2022

Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space

quote [ Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members ]

NASA. Need All Semen Aboard

If you pleasure yourself in space, does anyone hear you scream?
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Funny]
[by rylex@2:05amGMT]

Comments

cb361 said[1] @ 9:05am GMT on 24th Jul [Score:1 Original]
Ah, the Daily Star - a bastion of traditional British journalism.

Other articles include "Young people 'addicted to getting high on condoms' in bizarre new trend" , 'I went naked clubbing and ended up seeing 200 penises in one night' and ''Iā€™m a dominatrix and live with my mum ā€“ she makes my slaves cups of tea''

It's kind of beautiful, in a weird way.

Also, article about how Tuesday was the hottest Britain has been since the Flintstones era. So, when exactly was the Flintstones set, when men, pelicans and mammoths frollicked with brontosauruses?
rylex said @ 1:02pm GMT on 24th Jul
lol, hence why i modded it humor
steele said[2] @ 1:44pm GMT on 24th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
discolemonade2.0 said @ 2:54pm GMT on 24th Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
Space is scary enough without the threat of pregnancy jfc.

crwk8 said @ 7:02pm GMT on 25th Jul [Score:1 Interesting]
Whats the point of going out there, then?

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